Three men were traveling in Saudi Arabia. One day, they accidentally entered a harem tent occupied by over a hundred beautiful women.
They began socializing with the women when suddenly, the Sheik arrived.
"I am the master of these women. No one else may touch them," declared the Sheik. "For your actions today, you three must be punished according to your professions."
The Sheik turned to the first man. "What is your profession?"
"I'm a police officer," replied the first man.
"Then we shall shoot it off!" announced the Sheik.
He then asked the second man, "And what do you do?"
"I'm a firefighter," said the second man.
"Then we shall burn it off!" declared the Sheik.
Finally, he turned to the third man. "And you? What is your profession?"
The third man answered with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"