A boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
The mother thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The boy, confused, then asks, "Is God Black or White?"
"God is both Black and White, honey," the mother answers.
Still curious, the boy asks after a pause, "Is God gay or straight, Mommy?"
The mother, growing slightly concerned, responds, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The boy thinks it over. Suddenly, his face lights up as he believes he has finally found the answer. He exclaims, "Is God Michael Jackson?"