One day in class, the teacher asked her students which part of the body goes to heaven first.
A girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes first because you need a mind to believe in God." The teacher praised her.
A boy then offered, "I think your heart goes first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.
Finally, she noticed Little Johnny's raised hand and thought, "Oh no, I'm not going to like this." She asked him for his answer.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said, "Your feet."
When the teacher asked why, he replied, "Well, last night I walked past my parents' bedroom. My mom had her feet up in the air and said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' But luckily, Dad was on top of her, holding her down."