Frozen Capital | 资产冻结

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My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.

One day, she found the piggy, of all places, in the refrigerator.

Inside was this note: "Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen."

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