A redneck is walking along a beach in France, hoping to meet one of the many beautiful women sunbathing there. Despite his efforts, none show interest.
As a last resort, he approaches a French man surrounded by adoring women. "Excuse me," he says, taking him aside. "I've been trying to meet someone for an hour with no luck. You're French. What do these women want?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way."
"Wow! Thanks!" says the redneck. He buys a skimpy red swimsuit, parades up and down the beach, but still has no luck.
He returns to the Frenchman. "I got the swimsuit, but still no girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman. "You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way."
"Thanks!" says the man. He buys a potato, puts it in his swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Still, the women hardly look at him.
Frustrated, he goes back. "I did everything! The suit, the potato... nothing! What more can I do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the FRONT of zee sweeming suit?"