Who is Jack Schitt? Many people are at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt, a fertilizer magnate, and O Schitt, owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple had six children:
- Holie Schitt
- Fulla Schitt
- Giva Schitt
- Bull Schitt
- The twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout, against her parents' wishes. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and kept her previous name, becoming Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they had a nervous son named Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable and married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Their wedding was announced as the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. Their children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to travel the world and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.