A man who stuttered tried every remedy without success. Desperate, he consulted a world-renowned doctor.
The doctor examined him and declared, "I've found the cause. Your penis is twelve inches long. Its weight is pulling on your lungs, causing your stutter."
"What's the cure?" asked the man.
"We must remove six inches," the doctor replied. Eager to be cured, the man agreed to the surgery. It was successful, and his stutter vanished.
Two months later, he called the doctor. "Since the operation, all my girlfriends have left me, and my love life is ruined. I want you to restore the six inches!"
Hearing no reply, he repeated, "Hey, doc! Didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responded, "F-f-f-f-f-f-#ck y-y-you!"