A farmer fell and broke his hip while plowing. His horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on its back.
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer replied. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
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