Farmer's Pun | 农夫的双关语

Salts | 泻盐

A pub-goer's cryptic statement about taking "salts" leads...

beginner english-learning

A Dead Fly | 一只死苍蝇

A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and th...

beginner dialogue

Hung Like Jesus | 一则关于耶稣的双关笑话

A joke plays on the double meaning of "hung" in reference...

cultural-reference english-learning

Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语

Three women facing execution use distractions to escape; ...

beginner blonde-joke

Drinking Codes | 饮酒暗号

Three women use abbreviated codes to order drinks at a ba...

bar-culture beginner

Ladies at the Bar | 酒吧里的女士们

Three women use cryptic shorthand to order drinks at a ba...

bar beginner

Airport Left | 机场左转

A joke about a literal-minded blonde who misunderstands a...

beginner humor

Reason | 理由

A teacher asks why George Washington's father didn't puni...

anecdote beginner

Following the Tracks | 循迹而行

Three women stranded in a forest attempt hunting by follo...

beginner humor

When Was Rome Built? | 罗马何时建成？

A student humorously misunderstands the idiom "Rome wasn'...

beginner dialogue

Pretty or Ugly? | 漂亮还是丑陋？

A mother asks her son if she is pretty or ugly. He gives ...

beginner dialogue

Three Doctors at Heaven's Gate | 三位医生在天堂门口

Three doctors present their credentials to St. Peter at h...

beginner dialogue

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner

Band Stand | 乐队指挥台

This is a classic English pun that plays on the double me...

beginner humor

Three in One Grave | 一墓三人

A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...

english-learning humor

A Blonde's Problem | 金发女郎的烦恼

A blonde's morning flatulence habit annoys her husband, w...

beginner blonde-joke

Hunting Skills | 打猎的技巧

A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...

beginner dialogue