A man walks past an insane asylum and hears the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Intrigued, he finds a hole in the fence and peers inside. Suddenly, someone pokes him in the eye. Immediately, everyone inside begins chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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