A woman was hit by a man at a junction. The man claimed she was to blame, but the woman protested that it was not her fault.
A witness then said, "You certainly were to blame." The woman replied disapprovingly, "It was this man who hit me. Why do you say that?"
The witness explained, "Because his father is the mayor, and I'm engaged to his sister."
"That's unfair!" the woman said angrily.