Three Big Rednecks | 三个大块头红脖子

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A man in a bar leans over to the person next to him and asks, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?" The man beside him stiffens.

"Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: I'm 6' 2" tall, weigh 200 pounds, and I was born and raised a redneck. This ol' boy sittin' next to me is 6' 4", 225 pounds, and a redneck through and through. And that redneck sittin' next to him is better'n 6' 6", 275 pounds. Now, sonny—do you still want to tell your little joke?"

To which the first man replies, "Nah. I'm glad you told me. I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"

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