I'll Die | 我会死的

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A blonde woman enters a hair salon wearing a Walkman on her head.

"I need to take that Walkman off your head," says the stylist.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with it on!" says the stylist, growing annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

Outraged, the stylist grabs the Walkman and pulls it off the woman's head.

Within seconds, the blonde collapses and dies. Picking up the Walkman, the stylist hears a recording repeating: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in..."

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