The Circle and the Car | 圆圈与汽车

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One day, a blonde woman, while driving, collided with a truck. The truck driver instructed her to pull over into a parking lot and exit her vehicle.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement, then told her to stand in the center and not leave it.

Angered, he went to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde began to laugh.

This infuriated the man further, so he smashed her windshield. The blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, he proceeded to break all her windows and key the car's paint. Now laughing hysterically, the blonde was asked by the driver what was so funny.

She giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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