What Is a Traitor? | 何为叛徒?

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What is a traitor?

Young hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?"

Father (a veteran politician): "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."

Young hopeful: "Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"

Father: "A convert, my son."

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