Where Is the Other Half? | 另一半去哪儿了?

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One day, a customer was talking with me by a large fish pond.

"I keep many big fish in my home pond," he said.

"How big are they?" I asked.

"Bigger than yours." He gestured a gap of about 16 to 18 inches between his forefingers.

"Those aren't just big fish; they're valuable too. Fish of that size sell for about 400 quid each in our pond," I remarked.

"Yes, I know," he replied, a proud smile appearing on his face.

"How long have you kept them?"

"About ten years."

"You're an excellent fish keeper," I praised.

"Of course I am! Did you know all my fish were originally bought from you?" He puffed out his chest slightly.

"They were our fish," I said.

"Yes, that's true!" He gave me a thumbs-up.

We both laughed.

"I actually need another fish pond now," he said.

"You could build a second pond next to the original one, connect them, and let the water flow naturally between the two. The fish could swim freely. It would be wonderful!" I explained, using simple English and gestures.

"Yes, I will. But the problem is I'm moving to a new house soon," he replied.

"Don't worry. You can speak to our manager and leave your fish here for a 'holiday.' We'll take expert care of them. Once you're settled, you can come and collect them for your new pond," I said, momentarily acting as the manager.

"That's a good idea! But..." He paused and looked around.

"Is there another problem?" I asked eagerly, wanting to help.

"Where is my wife? Talking about fish, I forgot my 'other half.' Now I have to forget the fish and look for my wife." He gave me a mischievous smile, turned, and darted indoors.

"Don't worry! If you lose your wife, go to the information desk!" I shouted after him as he ran away.

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