Three Dog Night | 三犬之夜

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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing female poodle. They all rush to reach her first but arrive simultaneously. Stunned by her beauty, they slobber, hoping for a glance.

Aware of her effect, she kindly proposes a challenge: "The first one who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy black Lab quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall Golden Retriever. "How well can you do?"

"Ummmm... I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "That's just as dumb."

She then turns to the last dog. "How about you, little guy?"

The last one, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the other two dogs and says...

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