The Two Hunters | 两个猎人

点击查看中英对照

Once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down. His eyes rolled back, and he seemed to have stopped breathing.

The other hunter immediately took out his mobile phone and called the emergency center.

The operator said calmly, "First, you should make sure that he is already dead."

Then, the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the line. Next, he heard the hunter ask, "What should I do next?"

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
Please Hang Up and Try Again | 请挂断重拨

A man calls home, mistakenly believes his wife is having ...

dark-comedy dialogue
Good Wishes | 美好的心愿

A boy tells his teacher his father intends to send roast ...

anecdote beginner-english
The Same Duties | 相同的职责

A retired general rehires his former orderly, promising i...

anecdote fiction
You Bet Your Life | 赌上你的性命

A man and a woman in a bar bet on whether a news report o...

dark-comedy dialogue
Monkey Business | 带它去动物园

A policeman misunderstands his boss's order to take a str...

anecdote beginner-english
The Forgetful Man | 健忘的人

An exhausted man goes to bed early, only to remember he h...

beginner-english daily-life
The Hunter's Dilemma | 猎人的两难

A big-game hunter refuses to rescue his mother-in-law fro...

anecdote dark-comedy
That Is Not My Dog | 那不是我的狗

A woman is bitten by a dog in a pet shop after the shopke...

anecdote beginner-english
Anything | 任何事

A lonely forester's quest for companionship takes an unex...

beginner fiction
Knife and Drum | 刀与鼓

A humorous dialogue where a mother suspects the neighbors...

beginner-english dark-comedy
The First Examination | 初次检查

A woman undresses for a doctor's visit, only to discover ...

beginner-english doctor-visit
Bubba is Dead | 巴伯死了

A hunter misunderstands a 911 operator's instruction to "...

anecdote beginner-english
The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅

Two blondes misinterpret a directional sign for Disney Wo...

beginner-english blonde-joke
The Horse Called | 会打电话的马

A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet ...

anecdote beginner-english
The Corked Bottle | 塞紧的瓶塞

A patient's literal interpretation of a medicine bottle's...

beginner-english dialogue
Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄

A humorous short story about two tomatoes who discover th...

beginner-english dialogue
It's Me All Right | 这就是我

A woman humorously misunderstands a bank teller's request...

beginner-english dialogue
I'll Die | 我会死的

A woman insists her Walkman is vital for survival, but af...

anecdote dark-comedy
The Policeman and the Monkey | 警察与猴子

A policeman misunderstands his boss's order to take a str...

anecdote beginner-english
Legal Misunderstandings | 法律误解

A wealthy lawyer invites two destitute men and their fami...

beginner fiction