A man fell ill, and his wife called a doctor.
While the doctor was examining the patient, his wife kept fussing and jabbering nervously. The doctor told her, "Your husband needs absolute rest and quiet." He then left some sleeping pills.
The wife asked, "When should I give these to my husband?"
The doctor replied, "They're not for him. They're for you. You need them."
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