Auto Parts Inquiry | 汽车配件问询

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A truck driver asks a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy auto parts around here?"

The mountaineer replies, "Some people drive recklessly on this road. Not far ahead, there's a sharp turn with a deep ravine right below it. You can find all kinds of auto parts down there—and it won't cost you a thing."

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