A Surgical Mishap | 一次手术失误

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A surgeon was performing a hernia operation on a patient.

During the procedure, he removed the patient's testicles and placed them on a nearby table.

Upon completing the operation, he intended to return them to the scrotal pouch. However, after searching the operating theater, he could not locate the patient's testicles.

As a last resort, he instructed a nurse to fetch two small onions from his lunchbox, as he could not leave the scrotal pouch empty.

Some time later, the doctor encountered the same patient during a morning walk in a garden.

Being conscientious, the doctor asked how the patient was feeling.

The patient replied, "Doctor, everything is fine. Life is good, except for one thing: whenever I scratch my testicles, my eyes start to water."

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