Work for 7up | 为七喜工作

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Four best friends met at the hospital where their wives were giving birth.

The nurse approached the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man replied, "How strange! I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins."

A while later, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you have triplets." The man said, "Hmm, strange. I work as a director for The Three Musketeers."

Finally, the nurse approached the third man and said, "Congratulations, you have quadruplets." The man was delighted and said, "How ironic! I work for the Four Seasons hotel."

All three were happy until they saw their last friend jumping around, cursing God, and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what was wrong. He answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7Up!"

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