Three Robbers in Potato Sacks | 麻袋里的三个盗贼

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in.

The three women decided to hide in three potato sacks.

The cop kicked the first sack, and the brunette said, "Meow." The cop said, "Oh, it's only a cat."

He kicked the second sack, and the redhead said, "Woof, woof!" The cop said, "It's only a dog."

He kicked the third sack, and the blonde said, "Potato."

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