Are You a Redneck Jedi? | 你是红脖子绝地武士吗?

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You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

  • You've ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
  • Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
  • You've ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
  • At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
  • You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  • You've ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
  • The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  • Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
  • You've ever used the Force to get another beer to avoid waiting for a commercial.
  • You've ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
  • Your father has ever said, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
  • You've had your R2 unit use its electro-shock to light the barbecue grill.
  • You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
  • You've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes.
  • The doors of your X-wing are welded shut, forcing you to enter through the window.
  • Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  • You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  • You suggested outfitting the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
  • You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels in the cantina scene.
  • If you hear... "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."
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