You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
- You've ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You've ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer-colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- You've ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
- You've ever used the Force to get another beer to avoid waiting for a commercial.
- You've ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
- Your father has ever said, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
- You've had your R2 unit use its electro-shock to light the barbecue grill.
- You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
- You've ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Dukes.
- The doors of your X-wing are welded shut, forcing you to enter through the window.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You suggested outfitting the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
- You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels in the cantina scene.
- If you hear... "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."