A psychology professor was addressing his new class on the first day. He stood before the students and asked, "Would everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up?"
After a moment of silence, a young man rose to his feet.
"Well, good morning," the professor said. "So, you actually think you're a moron?"
The student replied, "No, sir. I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
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