The Salary Theorem | 薪资定理

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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can be supported by a mathematical equation based on two postulates:

  1. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
  2. Since:
    - Knowledge = Power
    - Time = Money

Therefore:

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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