Following the Tracks | 循迹而行

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in a forest. One day, the brunette goes hunting and returns with a large dead deer. Impressed, the blonde and redhead ask how she succeeded. "I found tracks, followed them, and shot the deer," she explains.

The next day, the redhead goes hunting and also returns with a big dead deer. When asked, she gives the same answer: "I found tracks, followed them, and shot the deer."

On the third day, the blonde goes out. She returns badly mangled. "What happened?" the others ask. The blonde replies, "I found tracks, followed them, and got hit by a train."

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