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Two Tickets, Please | 请给两张票
A young man's attempt to buy movie tickets for a date takes an unexpected turn when the show is s...
I Wasn't Asleep | 我没有睡着
A man on a crowded bus pretends to be asleep to avoid seeing women standing, revealing his discom...
Fill It with Water! | 注满水！
A genie grants three wishes to Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush. The Canadian wish...
The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失
A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by claiming it "gave birth" to two $10 bil...
Simple Estimation | 简单估算
A housewife asks her husband how to estimate living costs, and he humorously suggests simply addi...
A Clever Excuse | 巧妙的借口
A man caught parking in a handicapped spot gives a surprisingly logical, yet absurd, excuse to a ...
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his secret to a long, happy life. His shock...
I Could Do It Slower | 我可以干得慢一些
A patient questions a dentist's high fee for a quick tooth extraction, to which the dentist humor...
An Awkward Critique | 尴尬的批评
A guest criticizes a singer's performance, only to learn she is the wife of the man he's speaking...
Who Is Talking? | 谁在说话？
A general calls his unit, but a soldier who doesn't recognize his voice answers casually. After t...
Who Is Stupid? | 谁是傻瓜？
A psychology professor asks his new class who thinks they are stupid to stand up. After a pause, ...
The Auction Offer | 拍卖会上的出价
At an auction, the owner offers a reward for a lost bag, only to be outbid by another attendee. |...
The Right to Remain Silent | 保持沉默的权利
A student, asked to name civil rights after assigned reading, remains silent until finally invoki...
The Extra Charge | 额外收费
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth extraction by stating the patient's loud ...
Money or Friends? | 金钱还是朋友？
A humorous dialogue explores the relative importance of money and friends, concluding that friend...
An Exact Number | 准确数字
A tourist is given a humorously precise age for dinosaur bones by a guide who simply adds three y...
The Misunderstood Drawing | 被误解的画
Two Americans in Spain try to order milk by drawing a cow, but the waiter misunderstands and brin...
The Vice President of Peas | 豌豆副主管
A man brags about his VP promotion until his wife deflates his ego by claiming a grocery store ha...
The Price of a Perfect Woman | 完美女人的代价
A humorous dialogue in Eden where Adam bargains with God over the cost of creating a perfect comp...
How Many People Do You Have? | 请问你们有多少人？
An American asks for the most powerful pistol and then calls a bank to inquire about the number o...