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An Essential Correction | 实质性的纠正
A teacher notices food on Walter's face and guesses he had eggs for breakfast, but Walter humorou...
The Interview | 采访
A reporter arrives to interview a statesman, who instructs him to write the piece first and then ...
The Doctor Knows Better | 医生懂得多
A man injured in an accident insists he is alive, but his wife trusts the doctor's contrary diagn...
The Elephant Sandwich | 大象三明治
A traveler insists he has nothing to declare at customs, but is caught with an elephant that has ...
Doctor's Orders | 医嘱
A humorous dialogue where Jack misunderstands the doctor's prescription to take medicine "in wate...
I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了
A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car, had mistaken her absence for his own de...
A Backhanded Compliment | 一句“恭维”话
A boy defends his behavior to his angry mother by claiming he paid a girl a compliment at the dan...
Ever Catch All the Fish? | 你能抓到所有的鱼吗？
A speeding driver, caught despite being among many others, questions the fairness of his ticket. ...
The Customer Is Always Right | 顾客永远是对的
A shop manager scolds an employee for arguing with a customer, insisting "the customer is always ...
Not Our Own Food | 非己之食
Two boys cleverly circumvent a bar's rule against eating personal food by swapping lunches with e...
A New Start | 新生
Mark Twain protests a mistaken obituary, and the editor humorously offers to list him in the Birt...
A Dog's Bad Habit | 狗狗的坏习惯
A professional animal trainer describes training her dog to stop pulling laundry off the line by ...
Do You Know My Work? | 你知道我是做什么的吗
A man boasts about stealing money during a hotel fire, only to panic when he learns the listener ...
The Resurrected Rabbit | 死而复生的兔子
A man tries to cover up his dog's killing of a neighbor's rabbit by cleaning and returning the bo...
Adam's Choice | 亚当的选择
A classic joke about Adam and Eve, where Adam's humorous and resigned response to Eve's question ...
The Drunk's Mistake | 醉汉的误会
A drunk man mistakenly reports his car's dashboard, steering wheel, and brake pedal stolen, only ...
An Unwelcome Honor | 宁可不要的荣耀
A doctor tells Mr. Johnson the "good news" is that an incurable disease will be named after him, ...
An Unwelcome Hint | 弄巧成拙
A visitor overstays his welcome. When his host hints that his family must miss him, the visitor m...
Taking Attendance | 点名
A university freshman, diligently trying to record names read aloud by his literature professor, ...
As If Awakening From a Dream | 如梦初醒
A man's demand for more brandy during an anti-alcohol speech ironically highlights the very addic...