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Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? | 狗为何盯着我吃饭？
A guest questions why a dog intently watches them eat, and the host humorously suggests it's beca...
The Thrifty Traveler | 节俭的旅行家
A traveler asks for a train ticket to Springfield, but when the conductor lists several possible ...
That's What I Want to Find Out | 这正是我想知道的
A short dialogue where one person invites another to play with a new dog, and the humorous uncert...
Not Dead Yet | 我还没死
A man awakens from a coma to find his friends preparing his burial. He explains he knew he wasn't...
He Walks Everywhere He Goes | 耶稣从不开车
A son asks to use the family car after meeting most of his father's conditions, but is denied bec...
The Two Flounders | 两条比目鱼
A fisherman who often exaggerates his catches finally lands two huge flounders. To prove he caugh...
Two English Jokes | 英语小幽默两则
Two short humorous dialogues. The first involves a logical paradox about an all-purpose solvent, ...
Such a Long Dog | 如此长的狗
A blind man steps on two different dogs in succession and mistakes them for one extraordinarily l...
Bring Me a Glass of Milk | 给我捎杯牛奶
Mrs. Culkin sends her husband to confront a suspected prowler in the dark, but her final request ...
The Power of Advertising | 广告的力量
A group of businessmen debate the effectiveness of TV ads. Mr. Grey, a car dealer, shares his iro...
The Brave Pig | 勇敢的猪
A boy discovers a three-legged pig with a wooden leg on a farm visit. The farmer praises the pig ...
The Silent Gas Problem | 无声的排气问题
An old lady complains to her doctor about frequent but silent and odorless flatulence. After taki...
Would You Care to Hold? | 您要等一会吗？
A new receptionist, feeling confident on her first day, makes a humorous and contradictory phone ...
The Awkward Marksman | 尴尬的神枪手
A soldier who is a terrible shot is sarcastically told by his officer to shoot himself with his l...
The Third Operation | 第三次手术
A patient recounts a series of surgical mishaps to a visiting friend, only for the doctor to ente...
The Cat Examination | 猫咪检查
A doctor asks a patient basic questions about a cat's anatomy, leading to the patient's sarcastic...
Falling Down | 他一定是在吹牛
A man boasts about an impossibly tall building in his country, claiming his friend took 72 hours ...
He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic | 他游不过大西洋
An American in Scotland is outraged when a shepherd sells his dog to an Englishman after refusing...
Father and Son | 父与子
A son questions his father about a cultural practice in Africa, only to receive a witty and unive...
Whose Plate? | 谁的盘子
A guest questions why the hotel dog is intently watching him eat. The host humorously suggests it...