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Stuck in the Hotel | 困在酒店
A new flight attendant, confused by a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on her hotel room door, believes she ...
The Deaf Bargainer | 耳聋的还价者
A deaf old lady who thinks everything is expensive misunderstands a shopkeeper's price of seven d...
Genie in a Bottle | 瓶中精灵
Three friends find a genie on a beach. After the brunette and redhead wish themselves home, the l...
The Interview | 面试
Three blondes interview for a police detective position by identifying features in a brief photo ...
Reverse the Charges | 倒转车费
A woman asks a taxi driver to reverse 500 meters after learning the fare, claiming she only has s...
It's Me All Right | 这就是我
A woman humorously misunderstands a bank teller's request for identification by literally confirm...
I've Sold Those to Someone Else | 旧鞋已售他人
A woman at a busy shoe sale declines a bag for her old shoes because she has already sold them to...
A Mirror as a Gift | 镜子作礼
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for something "really che...
The Roast Pig | 烤乳猪
A man's compliment about sitting next to the roast pig is misinterpreted by the lady beside him, ...
What Did You Do? | 你做了什么？
A girl recounts how she responded to a conductor's suspicious look by mirroring his gaze with con...
A Broken Finger | 一根骨折的手指
A woman complains of pain "all over" her body to her doctor. By demonstrating how touching variou...
The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅
Two blondes misinterpret a directional sign for Disney World as an announcement of its closure, l...
No Nickels | 没有硬币
A woman pays for a bus ride with a ten-dollar bill, apologizing for having no nickels. The driver...
Birthday Presents | 生日礼物
A wife excitedly reveals her husband's birthday gifts, which are household items for herself. Her...
The Circle and the Car | 圆圈与汽车
A blonde, after a collision, is confined to a chalk circle by an angry truck driver who proceeds ...
The Doctor Knows Better | 医生懂得多
A man injured in an accident contradicts the doctor's pronouncement of his death, only to be sile...
The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎
A woman complains of full-body pain. When asked to point to the painful spots, she hurts herself ...
I Am the Baby's Aunt! | 我是孩子的小姨！
A woman brings her baby to a gynecologist, who assumes she is the mother and performs a breast ex...
A White Lie | 善意的谎言
A nearsighted wife mistakes a mirror for a painting at a gallery and criticizes the "woman" she s...
Clean Glass | 干净的杯子
Two thirsty builders, Joe and Fred, stop for lunch and order beer at a bar. Fred specifically req...