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Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄
A humorous short story about two tomatoes who discover their own ability to speak while shopping,...
Two Hearts Beating | 两颗心脏在跳动
A patient feels two heartbeats after surgery, leading the nurse to humorously connect it to the s...
He's Just Been to the Zoo | 他刚去过动物园
A mother apologizes to a bank teller after her young son, fresh from a zoo visit, playfully thrus...
The Right Leg | 右腿
A proctor interrogates a sophomore about a hazing incident where a freshman was dunked in a frog ...
A Surprise Party | 惊喜派对
A boy reluctantly attends a surprise party for someone he doesn't know, only for the birthday boy...
Now I Have Two Skunks | 现在我有两只臭鼬了
A resident calls the police for help removing a skunk from the basement and is advised to lure it...
Shopping Too Early | 过早购物
A man is tried for going shopping "too early" during the New Year, revealing the humor in his lit...
The Clever Dog | 聪明的小狗
A boy's violin practice prompts the family dog to howl, leading his exasperated father to suggest...
Roses in My Hand | 我手中的玫瑰
A flower-loving lady proudly tells a young rose seller she picks her own roses for free, only to ...
Something Really Cheap | 真正便宜的东西
A man shopping for perfume repeatedly complains about the price, asking for "something really che...
I Want to Go Out | 我想出去
A tired shop owner is repeatedly called at night by a man asking when the shop opens. After angri...
Are Flies Yummy? | 苍蝇好吃吗？
A boy asks his father if flies are tasty during dinner, prompting a puzzled and dismissive respon...
First Flight | 初次飞行
A man afraid of flying due to accident reports is persuaded by a friend to take a ride in a small...
The Cat and the Blue Bowl | 猫与蓝碗
A collector tries to buy an antique bowl by pretending to want the cat drinking from it, but the ...
Who Is My Father? | 谁是我爸爸？
A child reports a man beating his father, but when police arrive at a fight between two men, the ...
The Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄
Two tomatoes on a shopping trip discover their own ability to speak, leading to a moment of surre...
The Doctor Lives Downstairs | 医生住在楼下
A woman bursts in demanding a frank diagnosis from a "doctor," who reveals he is actually an arti...
It Might Be the Light | 也许是光
A doctor delivers multiple babies by lantern light in a remote cabin, leading the bewildered fath...
A Careless Barber | 粗心的理发师
A barber, mistaking a customer's throat for a red scarf, makes a darkly humorous admission of a s...
How to Get to the Hospital | 医院要怎么走
A confused man repeatedly asks a busy traffic policeman for directions to the hospital. The offic...