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A Cucumber, A Carrot and a Banana | 黄瓜、胡萝卜和香蕉
A man with vegetables in his nose and ears seeks medical advice, only to receive a humorous diagn...
Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由
Harry and Lloyd give a humorous and illogical excuse for speeding when pulled over by the police....
A Lesson in Manners | 礼貌一课
Jack learns to prolong his bow by counting the months, but his excessive politeness leads to a hu...
A Whole Hour | 整整一小时
Mr. Brown arrives late for work, battered and bruised, claiming he fell from a ten-story window. ...
The Hat | 帽子
Mr. Jones throws his bag out of the train window after his hat blows away, explaining that someon...
The Kangaroo's Escape | 袋鼠的逃脱
A zoo repeatedly increases the height of a kangaroo's enclosure to prevent its escape, only to fi...
A Chihuahua in a Bar | 酒吧里的吉娃娃
A woman's Chihuahua becomes the unfortunate target of a drunk man's vomit in a bar, leading to th...
When Time Talks | 时间会说话
A drunk man demonstrates his "talking clock"—a brass gong—by loudly striking it in the middle of ...
The Arrogant Lieutenant | 傲慢的中尉
A lieutenant arrogantly orders a private to salute him 100 times for an oversight, but the genera...
That Is Not My Dog | 那不是我的狗
A woman is bitten by a dog in a pet shop after the shopkeeper assures her his dog doesn't bite, l...
A Gallant Blunder | 献错殷勤
A shy man attempts to compliment his hostess at a dinner party but inadvertently insults her by i...
Six or Twelve? | 六块还是十二块？
A blonde, when asked if she wants her pizza cut into six or twelve pieces, chooses six because sh...
Cheering the Clock On | 为时钟加油
The narrator describes watching a football match with his wife, who shows no interest until the f...
A Well-Mannered Mom | 一位有风度的母亲
A mother's silence after breaking a dish reveals her composure, as noted by her observant daughte...
Wait for the Police | 等待警察
A woman cleverly manipulates a man into drinking wine after a car accident, then reveals she is w...
I Can't Get Out | 我出不去
A new flight attendant, on her first overnight trip, calls the Captain for help because she can't...
The Nervous Wife | 神经紧张的妻子
A doctor prescribes sleeping pills not for the sick husband, but for his overly anxious and talka...
In The Bag | 袋中藏身
Three women hide in sacks after a robbery, mimicking animals to fool a searching officer. The blo...
The Doctor Knows Better | 医生懂得更多
A man injured in an accident insists he is alive, but his wife trusts the doctor's grim diagnosis...
The Talking Bird | 会说话的鸟
A man gifts his mother an exotic, talking bird from Africa, only to discover she has cooked and e...