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First Time Ushers | 初次司事
A boy at his first church service mistakes the offering plate for a payment collection, thinking ...
It's His Fault | 是他的错
Billy blames his brother Bobby for breaking a neighbor's window, but his own confession reveals h...
Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? | 有人要干净的盘子吗?
A boy named Peter, instructed by his mother to be polite and not ask for food at a birthday party...
Knock Knock | 敲门笑话
A classic knock-knock joke playing on the homophone "lettuce" (lettuce/let us). | 一个经典的敲门笑话,利用了 "...
The Ticket | 电影票
A seven-year-old boy keeps buying multiple cinema tickets because he misunderstands that the tick...
The New Baby | 新宝宝
A young boy, unenthusiastic about the arrival of a new sibling, misunderstands his parents' plans...
The One-Eyed Man's Checkup | 独眼男子的检查
A one-eyed man swallows his glass eye before a proctology exam. During the examination, the docto...
The Rock and the Gun | 石头与枪
A joke about two men in the jungle with different survival strategies, highlighting an unexpected...
Life After Death | 死后余生
A boss catches a new employee in a lie about attending his grandmother's funeral, using the emplo...
The Lucky Frog | 幸运青蛙
A man's golf game is miraculously improved by a talking frog, leading to incredible luck in Las V...
Camel Time | 骆驼报时
A tourist in Egypt discovers a local who appears to tell time by lifting a camel's genitals, lead...
Kiss in the Park | 公园里的吻
A wife asks her husband why he doesn't kiss her like the passionate couple they see in the park, ...
My Good Ol' Dog | 我的老伙计
A country bumpkin misunderstands a policeman's warnings about his dog being in heat, comically co...
I Don't Even Know That Woman | 我甚至不认识那个女人
A wife asks her husband why he doesn't kiss her like the passionate couple they see, to which he ...
The First Examination | 初次检查
A woman undresses for a doctor's visit, only to discover a humorous misunderstanding about the ty...
How Much Is It? | 这个多少钱?
Mrs. Hermann takes her husband shopping, where his automatic response to everything she admires i...
Who Will Wash the Dishes | 谁来洗碗
The Joneses enjoy a rare night out at the cinema. On their drive home, they see a couple racing e...
Only Wrong by Two | 只差两个数
A football coach pleads with a dean to admit a talented but academically weak player. When the st...
How Old Am I? | 我多大了?
A man, elated after a face-lift, seeks validation on his perceived age from strangers. His confid...
Am I Driving? | 我在开车吗?
A passenger nervously observes the driver running multiple red lights, only to discover the drive...