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Does Your Dog Bite? | 你的狗咬人吗？
A tourist asks an old man if his dog bites, receives a negative answer, and is then attacked by t...
Two Roaches | 两只蟑螂
Two roaches are eating garbage when one describes the extreme cleanliness of a new restaurant, mu...
A Prayer for Hearing | 为听力祈祷
A man asks a preacher to pray for his "hearing," leading to a humorous misunderstanding due to th...
Who Wants to Go to Heaven? | 谁想去天堂？
A preacher tries to shame a sleeping congregant by asking who wants to go to heaven and then who ...
The Wolf's Privacy | 狼的隐私
A humorous twist on the classic tale where Little Red Riding Hood repeatedly interrupts the Big B...
A Special Football Match | 一场特殊的足球比赛
Mike explains his lateness to his teacher by claiming he was delayed watching a dream football ma...
Mary's School | 玛丽的学校
A six-year-old English girl in Rome starts at a new English school and makes a German friend. She...
Which Month Did He Go Away? | 他几月走的？
Jack's overly quick bows were criticized as impolite. After being advised to count the months dur...
If I Were a Manager | 假如我是经理
A teacher assigns an essay titled "If I Were a Manager." While all other students begin writing, ...
The Biggest in the World | 世界上最大的东西
A student gives a witty and philosophical answer about eyelids being the biggest thing in the wor...
Lady First | 女士优先
A teacher asks her class about the correctness of a sentence pairing "ox" and "cow." While most a...
Waiting for My Secretary | 我在等我的秘书
A boy, when asked to write "If I Were a Manager," tells his teacher he is waiting for his secreta...
Counting Stars | 数星星
John tries to count stars on a dark night, prompting his younger brother Tom to humorously sugges...
The Easter Egg Surprise | 复活节彩蛋的惊喜
During a children's Easter sermon, a minister shows an egg and asks what's inside, to which a lit...
The Teacher Cried | 老师哭了
A spoiled six-year-old boy, accustomed to getting his way through tantrums, goes to school for th...
Where Is the Father? | 父亲在哪儿？
Two brothers admire paintings featuring only mothers and children, prompting the younger to ask a...
But the Teacher Cried | 可是老师哭了
A spoiled six-year-old boy, accustomed to getting his way through tantrums, reports back after hi...
It's His Fault | 是他的错
Billy blames his brother Bobby for breaking a window after ducking a stone Billy threw at him. | ...
I Cannot See It at All | 我根本看不见
A mother asks her son to check the kitchen light while she is busy. The son returns, saying it's ...
The Kitchen Is So Dark | 厨房里太黑了
A mother asks her son to check the kitchen light while she plays mah-jong. The son returns, humor...