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The Unaccepted Advice | 未被采纳的建议
An old man refuses to pay a doctor for his advice because he does not intend to follow it. | 一位老人...
The Silent Gas Problem | 无声的排气问题
An old lady complains to her doctor about frequent but silent and odorless flatulence. After taki...
Would You Care to Hold? | 您要等一会吗？
A new receptionist, feeling confident on her first day, makes a humorous and contradictory phone ...
The Awkward Marksman | 尴尬的神枪手
A soldier who is a terrible shot is sarcastically told by his officer to shoot himself with his l...
The Third Operation | 第三次手术
A patient recounts a series of surgical mishaps to a visiting friend, only for the doctor to ente...
A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植
A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychologist's brain versus a politician's brai...
Adam's Suit | 亚当的衣服
A boy finds a pressed leaf in a family Bible and humorously identifies it as the clothing of the ...
Now I Have Two Skunks | 现在我有两只臭鼬了
A resident calls the police for help removing a skunk from the basement and is advised to lure it...
The Most Wanted Autograph | 最想要的签名
A university newspaper's question about the most desired autograph yielded predictable answers ab...
Lost in Translation | 世界各地的蹩脚英语
A collection of unintentionally humorous English signs from around the world, highlighting common...
The Cat Examination | 猫咪检查
A doctor asks a patient basic questions about a cat's anatomy, leading to the patient's sarcastic...
Falling Down | 他一定是在吹牛
A man boasts about an impossibly tall building in his country, claiming his friend took 72 hours ...
Shopping Too Early | 过早购物
A man is tried for going shopping "too early" during the New Year, revealing the humor in his lit...
Who's More Polite? | 谁更有礼貌？
A fat man and a skinny man debate politeness, each citing their own courteous gestures. | 一个胖子和一个...
He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic | 他游不过大西洋
An American in Scotland is outraged when a shepherd sells his dog to an Englishman after refusing...
Father and Son | 父与子
A son questions his father about a cultural practice in Africa, only to receive a witty and unive...
The Abstinence Lecture | 戒酒演讲
During a temperance speech, a speaker warns that alcohol ruins marriages, prompting an ironic sho...
The Clever Dog | 聪明的小狗
A boy's violin practice prompts the family dog to howl, leading his exasperated father to suggest...
Roses in My Hand | 我手中的玫瑰
A flower-loving lady proudly tells a young rose seller she picks her own roses for free, only to ...
Keys or Kiss? | 钥匙还是亲吻？
An English teacher's mispronunciation of "keys" as "kays" led an Italian student to interpret it ...