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I Was the Foreman | 我是领班
Peter explains his job loss by humorously claiming the real foreman fired him out of jealousy bec...
Alexander the Great and His Teacher | 亚历山大大帝与他的老师
A student cleverly retorts his teacher's comparison to Alexander the Great by pointing out the ad...
The Thrifty Traveler | 节俭的旅行家
A traveler asks for a train ticket to Springfield, but when the conductor lists several possible ...
That's What I Want to Find Out | 这正是我想知道的
A short dialogue where one person invites another to play with a new dog, and the humorous uncert...
Reached Shore Fast | 快速靠岸
A man whose car broke down while towing his boat attempted to call for help via marine radio, lea...
Not Dead Yet | 我还没死
A man awakens from a coma to find his friends preparing his burial. He explains he knew he wasn't...
A Surprise Party | 惊喜派对
A boy reluctantly attends a surprise party for someone he doesn't know, only for the birthday boy...
He Walks Everywhere He Goes | 耶稣从不开车
A son asks to use the family car after meeting most of his father's conditions, but is denied bec...
The Two Flounders | 两条比目鱼
A fisherman who often exaggerates his catches finally lands two huge flounders. To prove he caugh...
Two English Jokes | 英语小幽默两则
Two short humorous dialogues. The first involves a logical paradox about an all-purpose solvent, ...
The Lawyer and the Engineer | 律师与工程师
A lawyer and an engineer, both on vacation after receiving full insurance payouts for their destr...
Such a Long Dog | 如此长的狗
A blind man steps on two different dogs in succession and mistakes them for one extraordinarily l...
Bring Me a Glass of Milk | 给我捎杯牛奶
Mrs. Culkin sends her husband to confront a suspected prowler in the dark, but her final request ...
The Bread and Butter Charge | 面包与黄油账单
A lawyer, charged for unrequested bread and butter at a restaurant, responds by sending the resta...
That's Me | 是我啊
A drunken man, unable to open his own door, tries to prove his identity to a policeman by pointin...
Man vs. Dog in Chess | 人狗对弈
A visitor is astonished to see his friend playing chess with a dog, praising the dog's intelligen...
The Power of Advertising | 广告的力量
A group of businessmen debate the effectiveness of TV ads. Mr. Grey, a car dealer, shares his iro...
The Brave Pig | 勇敢的猪
A boy discovers a three-legged pig with a wooden leg on a farm visit. The farmer praises the pig ...
My Friends Only Came to Say Goodbye | 朋友只是来送行
Three professors miss their train while chatting. Two board in time, but the one who needed to ca...
The Plagiarized Paper | 抄袭的论文
A professor catches a student plagiarizing a term paper directly from an encyclopedia, with the t...