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My First and My Last | 第一次与最后一次
George, a skilled pilot, takes his friend Mark for a flight full of aerial tricks. After a harrow...
First Day as a Cab Driver | 出租车司机的第一天
A new taxi driver, previously a funeral van driver for 25 years, is startled when a passenger tap...
A Nail or a Fly? | 钉子还是苍蝇？
A near-sighted man mistakes a fly for a nail, causing his wine bottles to break. A helpful waitre...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...
How to Get a Seat by the Fire | 火炉旁的座位妙计
On a cold day, Mr. Brown cleverly diverts a crowded inn's patrons by claiming his horse eats oyst...
A Hasty Retreat | 仓皇归途
A mountain man returns home exhausted after a week, explaining he spent days fleeing from a bear ...
The Rejuvenation Pill | 返老还童药片
Mrs. Daly receives rejuvenation pills from her son. Months later, she appears young and beautiful...
Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄
A humorous short story about two tomatoes who discover their own ability to speak while shopping,...
The Lost Man and His Pig | 迷路的人与他的猪
A man repeatedly fails to abandon his pig because it always finds its way home. In a twist, after...
Two Hearts Beating | 两颗心脏在跳动
A patient feels two heartbeats after surgery, leading the nurse to humorously connect it to the s...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 慎重许愿
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their 60th birthday. The wife wishes for world tr...
Make Your Fortune | 如何创造财富
A witty dialogue reveals a clever partnership where experience and capital are exchanged, ultimat...
He's Just Been to the Zoo | 他刚去过动物园
A mother apologizes to a bank teller after her young son, fresh from a zoo visit, playfully thrus...
Obituary Notice | 讣告启事
A woman calls a newspaper to place a brief, two-word obituary for "Cohen dead." Informed of a fiv...
The Lucky Cat | 幸运的猫
A boy tells his drowsy father about a black cat in the dining room. The father dismisses it as a ...
Love Beyond Words | 无法言说的爱
A humorous dialogue where a boy's claim of "love beyond words" is met with a girl's witty suggest...
What's Your Name? | 你叫什么名字？
A strict officer named Stone intimidates new recruits. When asking names, the last soldier nervou...
The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师
A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questions because he doesn't know the answer to...
The Right Leg | 右腿
A proctor interrogates a sophomore about a hazing incident where a freshman was dunked in a frog ...
Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? | 狗为何盯着我吃饭？
A guest questions why a dog intently watches them eat, and the host humorously suggests it's beca...