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Street Shade | 大街上的阴凉处
On a scorching, treeless street, a portly man walking to the bus is persistently followed and his...
Unbearable | 忍无可忍
A traveler is horrified to find a bedbug inspecting the hotel register as he tries to check in, l...
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道
A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbow and foot to ring the doorbell and open...
Is He Dying? | 他就要死了吗？
A man is devastated after being told he must take medication for life, until his friend's reassur...
The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗
A man is astonished to see his friend playing chess with a dog, hailing it as the smartest dog he...
How Did You Ever Get Here | 你是怎样到这里的
An employee humorously explains his tardiness by claiming the slippery conditions caused him to s...
Criticize | 批评的自由
An American visitor to Russia contrasts the freedom to criticize one's own government in the U.S....
My First and My Last | 第一次与最后一次
George, a skilled pilot, takes his friend Mark for a flight full of aerial tricks. After a harrow...
First Day as a Cab Driver | 出租车司机的第一天
A new taxi driver, previously a funeral van driver for 25 years, is startled when a passenger tap...
A Nail or a Fly? | 钉子还是苍蝇？
A near-sighted man mistakes a fly for a nail, causing his wine bottles to break. A helpful waitre...
A Collection of Guo Degang's Hilarious Crosstalk Quotes | 郭德纲相声搞笑语录集锦
A curated collection of 30 iconic and humorous quotes from Guo Degang's crosstalk performances, s...
How to Get a Seat by the Fire | 火炉旁的座位妙计
On a cold day, Mr. Brown cleverly diverts a crowded inn's patrons by claiming his horse eats oyst...
A Hasty Retreat | 仓皇归途
A mountain man returns home exhausted after a week, explaining he spent days fleeing from a bear ...
The Rejuvenation Pill | 返老还童药片
Mrs. Daly receives rejuvenation pills from her son. Months later, she appears young and beautiful...
Talking Tomatoes | 会说话的番茄
A humorous short story about two tomatoes who discover their own ability to speak while shopping,...
The Lost Man and His Pig | 迷路的人与他的猪
A man repeatedly fails to abandon his pig because it always finds its way home. In a twist, after...
Two Hearts Beating | 两颗心脏在跳动
A patient feels two heartbeats after surgery, leading the nurse to humorously connect it to the s...
Be Careful What You Wish For | 慎重许愿
A fairy grants a loving couple one wish each on their 60th birthday. The wife wishes for world tr...
Make Your Fortune | 如何创造财富
A witty dialogue reveals a clever partnership where experience and capital are exchanged, ultimat...
He's Just Been to the Zoo | 他刚去过动物园
A mother apologizes to a bank teller after her young son, fresh from a zoo visit, playfully thrus...