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Dinner's Ready | 晚餐已备
A humorous anecdote about a parent whose cooking sets off the smoke alarm. Despite fire-safety tr...
The Indiscriminate Granting of Honorary Degrees | 论荣誉学位的滥授
Woodrow Wilson criticized the past lax standards in awarding honorary degrees, illustrating the a...
Who's Carrying the Bags | 谁在提行李
A new private arrives at base via helicopter, escorted by his officer brother and sergeant brothe...
Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由
Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical excuse for speeding when pulled over by t...
The Suitcase Fare | 行李箱的票价
A Scotsman evading bus fare argues with the conductor over payment. In a fit of rage, the conduct...
Your Coat Is on Fire | 您的大衣着火了
A teacher instructs his class to count before speaking to encourage thoughtfulness. The next day,...
The Smart Old Lady | 聪明的老太太
A deaf old lady misunderstands a shopkeeper's price of seven dollars, first offering fourteen, th...
Chinglish Collection | 中式英语大搜罗
A humorous collection of classic Chinglish phrases and anecdotes, showcasing literal translations...
What Is a Traitor? | 何为叛徒？
A political joke reveals the subjective nature of loyalty and betrayal. A veteran politician defi...
The Horse Called | 会打电话的马
A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet on. Days later, his wife hits him again,...
Keys or Kiss | 钥匙还是亲吻
An English teacher's request for "keys" is misunderstood by an Italian student as "kiss," leading...
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea | 士兵的妙计
A soldier places a fake "reserved for load balance" note on the empty window seat next to him, de...
Boring Lectures | 无聊的课堂
A teacher with a dry wit preemptively addresses the potential boredom of his lectures with a humo...
Sunset | 日落
A father shows his friend a sunset painting by his daughter, who studied art abroad. The friend's...
The Ugliest Baby | 最丑的小孩
A woman is insulted by a bus driver who calls her baby ugly. When she complains to another passen...
Fast Asleep | 酣然入梦
A co-worker missing for hours is found fast asleep by the boss, who leaves a humorous yet pointed...
Calm Down, Albert | 冷静，阿尔伯特
A man in a supermarket repeatedly tells "Albert" to calm down while soothing a crying baby. A wom...
The Photo in My Pocket | 口袋里的照片
A man uses his wife's photo as a humorous gauge for his sobriety, telling the bartender he'll hea...
Patience | 耐心
A housekeeper repeatedly leaves work to allow parent birds to feed their nestlings in her car bum...
The Tightwad's Bargain | 吝啬鬼的交易
A stingy millionaire bargains for a cheap sightseeing flight with his wife, agreeing to stay sile...