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The Cyanide Watermelon Sign | 氰化物西瓜告示牌
A farmer tries to deter watermelon thieves with a fake cyanide warning, but the clever kids outwi...
IELTS Writing Bloopers | 令人捧腹的雅思写作经典笑话
A collection of humorous and illogical sentences from IELTS writing practice, categorized by thei...
Redneck Etiquette Guide | 红脖子礼仪指南
A satirical guide parodying rural American stereotypes through exaggerated 'etiquette' tips cover...
The Frog in My Pocket | 口袋里的青蛙
A biology teacher promises to show his class a frog from his pocket, but instead pulls out his lu...
Redneck Letter | 乡巴佬家书
A mother writes a letter to her son, sharing a series of absurd and darkly humorous family news a...
Support a Family | 养家糊口
A humorous dialogue where a prospective father-in-law's question about supporting a family is met...
What's Your Business? | 你的职业是什么？
A cowboy outsmarts a technologically savvy stranger who uses excessive resources to answer a simp...
To Prove It | 验证
A boy humorously insists a pound of lead is heavier than a pound of feathers, proposing a practic...
The Grass Eater | 吃草的人
A rich man invites a poor grass-eater and his family to his home, seemingly out of kindness, only...
The Corked Bottle | 塞紧的瓶塞
A patient's literal interpretation of a medicine bottle's instruction leads to a humorous misunde...
Chaucer's Unwavering Strength | 乔叟的“不变”之力
An elderly Chaucer humorously claims his strength is unchanged by citing a stone roller he could ...
Take Thee to a Nunnery | 去女修道院吧
Three men at a hockey game, annoyed by nuns blocking their view, try to provoke them by claiming ...
My Dog Can't Read | 我的狗不识字
A humorous dialogue where Mrs. Brown dismisses the idea of putting a lost dog advertisement in th...
The Biscuit and the Kick | 饼干与一脚
A blind man's guide dog urinates on him. When an observer questions why the man then offers the d...
The Foolish Rooster | 愚蠢的公鸡
A poor man, hoping to sell his only rooster for Christmas treats, foolishly lets it go during the...
The Sleeping Congregant | 打瞌睡的会众
A preacher tries to shame a sleeping congregant by calling for votes on heaven and hell, but the ...
How His Pig's Doing | 他的猪怎么样了
Two mayors bet on a high school football game with tomatoes and potatoes as stakes. After overhea...
The Farmer and His Donkeys | 农夫与驴
A farmer forgets to count the donkey he is riding and believes he has lost one of his four purcha...
A Small Head | 小脑袋
A curious boy asks an old man why his head is so small. The old man recounts a tale of catching a...
The Umbrella | 雨伞
A gentleman tries to secure his umbrella with a boastful note, only to have it stolen by a thief ...