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Guilty? | 有罪吗?

A lawyer argues his client's arm, not the man himself, committed burglary. The judge cleverly sen...

Lawyers on a Light Bulb | 灯泡与律师

A classic joke satirizing the perceived high cost of legal services through a simple light bulb a...

A Doctor and a Lawyer | 医生与律师

A doctor, tired of giving free advice at a party, learns a lawyer's method of billing for it. He ...

The Lost Ball | 丢失的高尔夫球

Two lawyers bet on a golf game. When one loses his ball and secretly replaces it to avoid a penal...

The Bloody Evidence | 铁证如山

A defendant changes his plea to guilty after three days of trial, explaining to the angry judge t...

Jury Candidate's Unexpected Admission | 陪审团候选人的意外坦白

A jury candidate in Dallas shares a personal story about finding her husband unfaithful, humorous...

Consultation Fees | 咨询费

A butcher gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later receive a $100...

Speed Limit | 限速

A story about an absurdly low speed limit on a military base and an even more absurd method of ca...

The Devil's Offer | 魔鬼的交易

The devil offers a lawyer immense worldly success in exchange for the eternal damnation of his fa...

Still a Virgin | 仍是处女

A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous marriages, she remains a virgin due to ...

A Bastard in the Family | 家中的私生子

A lawyer returns to an inn expecting a romantic reunion with the innkeeper's daughter, only to fi...

What's the Catch | 有何玄机

The devil offers a lawyer immense worldly success in exchange for the eternal damnation of his fa...

Lawyers in Heaven | 天堂里的律师

An engineer mistakenly sent to hell improves it with modern amenities, making Satan happy. When G...

A Blessing in Disguise | 因祸得福

A clumsy man, unemployed for months, finally gets a job at a chinaware shop only to break a valua...

How Did I Do? | 我干得怎么样?

A rookie officer proudly disperses a crowd from a corner, only for his veteran partner to reveal ...

A Chimpanzee and a Norwegian | 黑猩猩与挪威人

A humorous story about Sweden's first space mission with a chimpanzee handling complex tasks whil...

Never Mind | 虚惊一场

A drunk man mistakenly thought his car's controls were stolen after sitting in the back seat, cal...

Same Action, Same Result | 重蹈覆辙

Two hunters convince a pilot to overload a plane by citing a precedent from the previous year, le...

Where Am I? | 我在哪儿

An Englishman gets lost and asks a farmer for directions, only to receive a literal and humorous ...

Why Don't You Ever Phone Me? | 你为何从不给我打电话?

A mother visits her son who moved to a distant town for work and confronts him for never calling ...