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The Grounded Conductor | 接地气的调度员
A job applicant for a signalman position gives a series of increasingly improbable contingency pl...
Buy the Ice | 买冰记
A simpleton, sent to buy ice, delays returning home because he mistakenly believes he must dry th...
Redneck's Birth Control | 红脖子的避孕方式
A father misunderstands the term "sexually active" when taking his daughter for birth control, le...
Windows Recall Notice | Windows 召回通知
A humorous recall notice for a fictional "Alabama Edition" of Windows 98, detailing its culturall...
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist | 红脖子式换油清单
A humorous, step-by-step narrative detailing a disastrous and beer-fueled DIY oil change that lea...
The Weight Loss Skipping | 跳跃式减肥
A doctor prescribes a diet of eating for two days and then fasting for one. The patient loses muc...
Mr. Ferdinand's Lunch | 费迪南德先生的午餐
Mrs. Ferdinand leaves her husband a tin of fish for lunch. When she returns, he complains of sore...
The Silent Ride | 无声飞行
A farmer takes a dare for a free airplane ride by staying silent, only to reveal the shocking rea...
How Do I Get the Gum Out? | 怎么把口香糖取出来呢
A stewardess distributes gum to prevent ear-popping, but a passenger misunderstands and asks how ...
Did You Know Him? | 你认识他吗？
A host at a dinner party harshly criticizes his former vice principal, only to discover the guest...
The Purpose of the Propeller | 飞机螺旋桨的用处
A humorous dialogue about the purpose of an airplane propeller, using a joke to highlight its ess...
Redneck Sex Quiz | 乡村性知识趣味测试
A humorous and satirical true/false quiz that intentionally pairs sexual and anatomical terms wit...
Another Engine Is Down | 又一个引擎出了故障
A Boeing 747 experiences sequential engine failures over the Pacific, causing increasing delays a...
Canine Complex | 犬类情结
A man seeks help from a psychiatrist for his persistent hallucination of being a Pyrenees mountai...
Weather Forecast | 天气预报
A modern tribal chief, unsure about the winter forecast, repeatedly calls the National Weather Se...
Napoleon Was Ill | 拿破仑病了
A student fails history for not knowing when Napoleon died. His father pleads for another chance,...
Worst Golf Foursome | 最难缠的高尔夫四人组
A joke listing four controversial public figures as a golf foursome, with each person's name punn...
Redneck at the Beach | 海滩上的红脖子
A redneck seeks advice from a Frenchman on how to attract women at the beach, following a series ...
To Borrow an Ox | 借公牛一用
An illiterate rich man, upon receiving a written request to borrow an ox, pretends to read the no...
Bear Left | 熊左转
Two Polish hunters misinterpret a road sign instructing them to "bear left" as a warning that a b...