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Both Attorneys Identified | 双方律师身份已明
A courtroom exchange of insults between two attorneys leads the judge to dryly note that their id...
Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers are served, intending to get one for his...
A Good Start | 良好的开端
A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a humorous punchline about lawyers. | 一个经典的英文...
A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪
A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instincts, using wordplay on "cross" to deliver...
Eloquent Plea | 雄辩的陈词
A lawyer delivers an eloquent defense, painting her client as a paragon of virtue. The client, ov...
Sober as a Judge | 法官的“清醒”
A judge, returning home drunk and soiled, invents a story about being vomited on by a criminal he...
The Measured Witness | 精心测量的证人
A witness in court provides an absurdly precise distance to a shooting, revealing he had preempti...
What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？
Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hunting, failing to notice the approaching...
The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗
Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through impressive tasks. The architect's dog b...
Lawyer's Trust | 律师的信任
A junior lawyer panics over forgetting to lock the safe, but his senior partner humorously reassu...
The Mars Mission Interview | 火星任务面试
NASA interviews three professionals for a one-way Mars mission. An engineer and a doctor state al...
Good Sight | 好视力
A lawyer questions a witness's eyesight by asking how far he can see clearly. The witness humorou...
Experience | 经验之谈
A driver's lawyer cites his client's long driving experience in a hit-and-run case, but the plain...
Three in One Grave | 一墓三人
A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one man with two attributes as indicating th...
Ounces of Brain for Sale | 论盎司售卖的脑
A man inquires about the price of professional brains at a store, discovering lawyer brain is exo...
The Dirty Car | 脏兮兮的汽车
A man is puzzled by his friend's wrecked and filthy car. The friend explains he ran over a lawyer...
You'd Better Not Talk With Him | 你最好别和他谈
A successful lawyer, who rose from poverty, spoils his son Richard, hoping he becomes a scientist...
One Side of the Case | 只听一面之辞
A potential juror with hearing loss in one ear is deemed fit to serve by a judge, who humorously ...
Dads a Lawyer | 爸爸是律师
Two boys meet in line and discuss their fathers' professions. When one proudly states his father ...
What My Daddy Does | 我爸爸做什么工作
A teacher is shocked when a student claims his father works in a brothel. The father's humorous e...