A woman named Mary decides to do something adventurous and rents her first adult video. She browses the store and selects a title that sounds stimulating. After driving home, she sets a mood with candles and comfortable attire, then inserts the tape into the VCR.
To her disappointment, the screen shows only static. She calls the store to complain, stating, "I just rented an adult movie, but there's nothing on the tape except static."
The clerk apologizes, explaining they've had issues with some tapes, and asks, "Which title did you rent?"
Mary replies, "Head Cleaner."