Who Is the Laziest? | 谁最懒

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Father: Tom, I spoke to your teacher today. Now I have a question for you. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Father.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it. When the other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in class and just watches everyone else work?

Tom: Our teacher, Father.

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