"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party.
"All but the biggest boy. He kicked and screamed before I put him in the water," replied the nurse.
"Which biggest boy? We have only one boy, Freddy, and he's only two years old."
"It is not little Freddy, I mean. It is the big boy with glasses and curly hair."
"Good gracious! That's not my boy, that's my husband."
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