A lawyer discovers he has an inoperable brain tumor. It is so large that a brain transplant is required. His doctor presents him with a choice of available brains:
The outraged lawyer exclaims, "This is a rip-off! Why are lawyer brains so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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