A boy boarded a bus and sat next to a man reading a book. He noticed the man's collar was on backwards.
The boy asked why he wore it that way. The man, a priest, replied, "I am a Father."
"My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that," said the boy.
The priest looked up from his book. "I am the Father of many."
"My dad has four boys, four girls, and two grandchildren," the boy countered. "He doesn't wear his collar that way."
Growing impatient, the priest said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and returned to his book.
The boy thought quietly for a moment, then leaned over and whispered:
"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."