A middle-aged man, about 5 feet 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks for the pharmacy. He is directed there and asks to see the pharmacist.
When the pharmacist appears, the man looks around furtively and whispers, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist replies firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist looks at him, compares his height to the counter, and says, "Perhaps if you took 5 or 6 pills at once you might."