A Reusable Gift | 可重复使用的礼物

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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

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